{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, but the cat has 230 (some cites list 245 bones, and state that bones may fuse together as the cat ages).","length":156}
{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
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