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{"type":"standard","title":"Anyako","displaytitle":"Anyako","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4778214","titles":{"canonical":"Anyako","normalized":"Anyako","display":"Anyako"},"pageid":32725480,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/80/Anyako_Missionsstation_B002.jpg/320px-Anyako_Missionsstation_B002.jpg","width":320,"height":203},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/Anyako_Missionsstation_B002.jpg","width":2983,"height":1895},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1251095800","tid":"40587c1d-8a1d-11ef-817b-ea4119646107","timestamp":"2024-10-14T11:12:51Z","description":"Town in Volta Region, Ghana","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":5.99396111,"lon":0.917725},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anyako","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anyako?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anyako?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Anyako"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anyako","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Anyako","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anyako?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Anyako"}},"extract":"Anyako is a town in the Volta Region of Ghana. It is bordered at the south by the Keta Lagoon. The inhabitants of the town mainly belong to the Ewe tribe. Tracing its establishment to a settlement founded by the Anlos during the migration from Notsie in present-day Togo. The town is the birthplace of Ghanaian-American artist El Anatsui. The town has had little to no growth over the past thirty years due to sea erosion which affected commercial activities.","extract_html":"
Anyako is a town in the Volta Region of Ghana. It is bordered at the south by the Keta Lagoon. The inhabitants of the town mainly belong to the Ewe tribe. Tracing its establishment to a settlement founded by the Anlos during the migration from Notsie in present-day Togo. The town is the birthplace of Ghanaian-American artist El Anatsui. The town has had little to no growth over the past thirty years due to sea erosion which affected commercial activities.
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